After what seems like an eternity, the U.S. Presidential race is finally winding down. With 6 days left (and in an effort to make our blog seem provocative), we decided to ask our staff who would they vote for and why.
“He’s cool, collected, qualified and intellectually curious. Plus, my mom is African-American and she said that he actually is black enough. Not Collin Powell black.“
“He’s Marvin Gaye black.”
“He’s experienced and he’s a maverick. Like a minotaur, he is an experivick. As an imaginary entity that travels between dimensions, and has seen our own parallel universe-believe me, its important.“
Ninja Dwarf 1 – Staff Writer (OBAMA)
“I was for McCain all along, until I heard the most poignant argument of the entire race yesterday. McCain’s wife, Cindy is hot… and you know she’s not getting any. I feel it is our duty as proud Americans to keep McCain at home to better her odds.” ghgghhghghghghghghghghghhghghhghghghghghghghhghghghghghghghhgj
“I hate moose. With Palin in the White House, my life-goal of erasing this vile species off the face of this planet might become a reality. Plus she’s milf-alicious. Hyahhhhhhh!““I hate moose. With Palin in the White House, my life-goal of erasing moose from the face of this planet might become a reality. Plus she’s milf-aliciou“
Ninja Dwarf 3 –Blog Muscle and Senior Researcher ( ? )
Editor’s Note: Ninja Dwarf 3 launched a surprise attack on us, firing an onslaught of poisonous darts and vintage cassette tapes ranging from Kenny Loggins to Sade. Travis is still in critical condition with a Debarge cassette still lodged in his ribcage. Our prayers are with him.
So with a 3 – 2 score, Obama edges out McCain here at The RandT. This very close call for Barack, who maintains a solid lead over McCain across the rest of the nation, accurately reflects just how in touch with reality WE are. Regardless of where you stand, get out and vote!