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After what seems like an eternity, the U.S. Presidential race is finally winding down. With 6 days left (and in an effort to make our blog seem provocative), we decided to ask our staff who would they vote for and why.
Raf – Senior Editor (OBAMA)
“He’s cool, collected, qualified and intellectually curious. Plus, my mom is African-American and she said that he actually is black enough. Not Collin Powell black.“
Travis - Editor (OBAMA)
“And not Bryant Gumbel black either. Not the-founder-of-Black Republican Magazine black. Not Jesse Jackson black. Not Al Roker black.”
“He’s Marvin Gaye black.”
Unicorn - Senior Correspondent (McCAIN)
“He’s experienced and he’s a maverick. Like a minotaur, he is an experivick. As an imaginary entity that travels between dimensions, and has seen our own parallel universe-believe me, its important.“
Ninja Dwarf 1 – Staff Writer (OBAMA)
“I was for McCain all along, until I heard the most poignant argument of the entire race yesterday. McCain’s wife, Cindy is hot… and you know she’s not getting any. I feel it is our duty as proud Americans to keep McCain at home to better her odds.“ ghgghhghghghghghghghghghhghghhghghghghghghghhghghghghghghghhgj
Ninja Dwarf 2 – Contributor (McCAIN)
“I hate moose. With Palin in the White House, my life-goal of erasing this vile species off the face of this planet might become a reality. Plus she’s milf-alicious. Hyahhhhhhh!““I hate moose. With Palin in the White House, my life-goal of erasing moose from the face of this planet might become a reality. Plus she’s milf-aliciou“
Ninja Dwarf 3 -Blog Muscle and Senior Researcher ( ? )
Editor’s Note: Ninja Dwarf 3 launched a surprise attack on us, firing an onslaught of poisonous darts and vintage cassette tapes ranging from Kenny Loggins to Sade. Travis is still in critical condition with a Debarge cassette still lodged in his ribcage. Our prayers are with him.
So with a 3 – 2 score, Obama edges out McCain here at The RandT. This very close call for Barack, who maintains a solid lead over McCain across the rest of the nation, accurately reflects just how in touch with reality WE are. Regardless of where you stand, get out and vote!
